lawl this blog is a joke. Just unfollow me I won’t be using it :)

Going back to my old one, DEUCES

collegehumor:



Get a Date in Four Easy Steps


Just make sure the other person calls, you don’t want any of that makeup rubbing off on the phone.
Just make sure the other person calls, you don’t want any of that makeup rubbing off on the phone.

(Source: College Humor)

tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

1: Oh look, my first post.
2: Not really my first post.
3: HOLY CAPS LOCK.
4: Probably food.